Lawak Bekas Menteri

"Berikut adalah temubual Al Jazeera dengan ahmad tentang
penggunaan dakwat pada kuku menjelang PRU12

Al Jazeera : Why did you cancel the ink usage in the upcoming general election?

Ahmad : We...We..We... are not Burma, we are not Myanmar....we are not vietnam..they are democratic country...we are not democratic....opps..we are also democratic but..but..but..

Al Jazeera : Why don't you allowed the ink then?

Ahmad : We..We are allowing ink..but..but..but....the people...errr... 'seludup' the ink from India to Malaysia..You know in our nagara cannot seludup-seludup one. You know seludup-seludup is illegal....

Al Jazeera : Why don't the police arrest the smuggler?

Ahmad : We try to arrest..but the police compromised...you..you..Al Jazeera...

Al Jazeera : Many thanks sir!!

Ahmad : You...you Al Jazeera..why you talk to someone from the
opposition party. Why don't you ask the government..you know our PM is Mr
Clean ...he don't want to dirty-dirty his nail with ink one... you..you are
trying to project us undemocratic..We..we are not Burma..we are not
Myanmar....bla..bla...